And the way things are going, possibly not ever again. But you can give your face the tender loving care it deserves with this nutritive night cream.
4.25 oz - $23

Ankles as big as your calves? Use this foot soak to sooth that aching and swollen part of your body that has temporarily replaced your delicate tapering ankle.
16 oz - $13

But you know they’re down there somewhere and they need attention. We at Rosemary Baby suggest that if he can see them, he should deal with them. Rub those hands together, lover boy, and get to work.
4.25 oz - $18

Feel like you can’t possibly get any bigger than you already are? Alas, O Mighty Goddess, you are in for a big surprise. For your ever expanding presence, might we suggest a stretch mark preventative?
4.25 oz - $23

You wouldn’t be in this position it weren’t for him so now he has to do his part. Your back needs a loving touch and you simply cannot reach it. It’s time for a little Goddess Worship and, let’s be honest, it’s just about all he’s good for at this point.
8 oz - $18

Remember what it was like when you weren’t pregnant? Remember your phone number? Remember anything at all? Revive your skin and mind with this refreshing facial cleanser.
4 oz - $13