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Haven’t slept in 3 days? Can’t match your socks? Alas, O Goddess
of Nocturnal Lactation, we cannot help you with your vision, but we can
make the mirror a friendlier place to gaze, once again.
| 1.5 oz - $23 |
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We at Rosemary Baby understand that New Mommyhood
can be frustrating. You are not alone, O Goddess of the Blues. May
we suggest some karaoke in the rain? Just close your eyes, envision your
audience, and let it all flow out, Billie Holiday.
| 8.5 oz - $13 |
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You used to have a life. You used to go to the movies.
You used to have dinner out. You used to have adult conversation. Now you’re
lucky if you have time to brush your hair. We at Rosemary baby feel you
deserve a break tonight. How about a soothing soak?
| 16 oz - $13 |
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What would Cinderella do? She’d create a little romance for herself,
that’s what! Let us be your Fairy Godmother and bring some of the
Ball to your bathroom. Use it in the shower or a bubbly bath!
| 8.5 oz - $13 |
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Turn those blues to lavender! Relax, unwind, moisturize and treat yourself
as the Goddess we know you truly are.
| 8.25 oz - $18 |
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Do the last 10 minutes feel like they’ve lasted
10 years? Fear not, O Goddess of Patience and Wisdom, you are still young
and beautiful. Give your tired skin a lift with this super rejuvenating
face cream.
| 4.5 oz - $23 |
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Nurture your skin and scare the pants off them at
the same time! They’ll never bother you in the bathroom again. Might
we also suggest cool cucumber slices for your eyes? They help reduce
puffiness and guarantee privacy.
| 5 oz - $18 |
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Perhaps you are wading your way through a mound of
dirty diapers. Perhaps you didn’t realize that something so small
could produce so much waste. Or that anything could smell so foul. Or that
ordinary soap could be so terribly drying to your poor tired hands. Let
us help you, O Goddess in the Trenches, to restore your soft touch.
| 4.25 oz - $18 |
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