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Description
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Qty
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Each
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Total
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Not Tonight cream
And the way things are going, possibly not ever again. But you can give your face the tender loving care it deserves with this nutritive night cream. 4.25 oz. |
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$23.00
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$23.00
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08 |
Sing it out in the Shower Honey gel
We at Rosemary Baby understand that New Mommyhood can be frustrating. You are not alone, O Goddess of the Blue's. May we suggest some karaoke in the rain? Just close your eyes, envision your audience, and let it all flow out, Billie Holiday. Honey beeswax fragrance. 8.5 oz. |
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$13.00
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$13.00
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03 |
Can't See Your Feet cream
But you know they're down there somewhere and they need attention. We at Rosemary Baby suggest that if he can see them, he should deal with them. Rub those hands together, lover boy, and get to work. Scented with peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen, menthol and eucalyptus. 4.25 oz. |
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$18.00
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$18.00
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07 |
Sleep Deprived eye cream
Haven't slept in 3 days? Can't match your socks? Alas, O Goddess of Nocturnal Lactation, we cannot help you with your vision, but we can make the mirror a friendlier place to gaze, once again. 1.5 oz. |
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$23.00
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$23.00
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04 |
Something's Gotta Give stretch mark cream
Feel like you can't possibly get any bigger than you already are? Alas, O Mighty Goddess, you are in for a big surprise. For your ever expanding presence, might we suggest a stretch mark preventative? 4.25 oz. |
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$23.00
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$23.00
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14 |
Hand to Hand Combat crea
Perhaps you are wading your way through a mound of dirty diapers. Perhaps you didn't realize that something so small could produce so much waste. Or that anything could smell so foul. Or that ordinary soap could be so terribly drying to your poor tired hands. Let us help you, O Goddess in the Trenches, to restore your soft touch. Scented with lavender and orange. 4.25 oz. |
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$18.00
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$18.00
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05 |
This Is All His Fault massage oil
You wouldn't be in this position it weren't for him so now he has to do his part. Your back needs a loving touch and you simply cannot reach it. It's time for a little Goddess Worship and, let's be honest, it's just about all he's good for at this point. Scented with lavender, ylang ylang, sage and geranium. 8 oz. |
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$18.00
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$18.00
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11 |
Post Partum Lavender body lotion
Turn those blues to lavender! Relax, unwind, moisturize and treat yourself as the Goddess we know you truly are. Scented with lavender. 8.25 oz. |
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$18.00
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$18.00
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09 |
Night to Yourself bath crystals
You used to have a life. You used to go to the movies. You used to have dinner out. You used to have adult conversation. Now you're lucky if you have time to brush your hair. We at Rosemary baby feel you deserve a break tonight. How about a soothing soak? Scented with lavender, ylang ylang, sage and geranium. 16 oz. |
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$13.00
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$13.00
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06 |
Refresh Your Memory facial cleanser
Remember what it was like when you weren't pregnant? Remember your phone number? Remember anything at all? Revive your skin and mind with this refreshing facial cleanser. Lightly scented with lemongrass and orange. 4 oz. |
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$13.00
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$13.00
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12 |
Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This rejuvenating cream
Do the last 10 minutes feel like they've lasted 10 years? Fear not, O Goddess of Patience and Wisdom, you are still young and beautiful. Give your tired skin a lift with this super rejuvenating face cream. 4.5 oz. |
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$23.00
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$23.00
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10 |
Dowse Yourself with Rose Oil and Pretend this Never Happened
What would Cinderella do? She'd create a little romance for herself, that's what! Let us be your Fairy Godmother and bring some of the Ball to your bathroom. Use it in the shower or a bubbly bath! Scented with rose, patchouli and ylang ylang. 8.5 oz. |
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$13.00
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$13.00
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13 |
Just One @#$%^&*! Minute face mask
Nurture your skin and scare the pants off them at the same time! They'll never bother you in the bathroom again. Might we also suggest cool cucumber slices for your eyes? They help reduce puffiness and guarantee privacy. Scented with lavender and eucalyptus. 5 oz. |
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$18.00
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$18.00
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Subtotal: |
$234.00 |
